I hate winter & my "WHAT THE FUCK" moment of the day

Oh have we gotten the snow over the past couple days. Ewww. School was cancelled Tuesday and then today they let the kids out early. At this time last year we had NO snow. We barely had any at Christmas time. I was thinking about getting Bug some cross country ski's but with the lack of snow it hardly made any sense. I get this is what I get for laughing at Vix last year. Damn it.

I recently re-found my gay friend Todd. We worked together at 2 different airlines and became the best of friends. We have the EXACT same taste in men and we'd always laugh about it. Whether one guy was "my" type or "his" type. We'd bet on it. It was sooo much fun. We'd lost touch a few years back but I somehow re-found him. I'm soooo happy!!! I made the fucker build a MS page too, which he FINALLY but reluctantly did yesterday. We've been chatting via MS for 2 days straight now. God I love him! He's my little man whore. Well come to find out today, in an email he says "did I ever tell you about the hot guy that I blew in baggage?" I told him he hadn't told me about it. Anyway to make a long story short, we did the same fucking guy! That was my "WHAT THE FUCK?" moment of the day!!! I used to call him (the hot guy) "Hollywood" because he was just so damn good looking. Ugh. Hot, muscular, Italian. HOT! Todd and I would smoke cigarettes in between flights and gawk at the hot men working the underground baggage for the various airlines. Sad to say but I cannot remember hot Italian guys name and neither can Todd. (Boy maybe we're both whores huh!?) I have it somewhere I'll have to dig it out to make absolutely CERTAIN it's the same guy. OMFG. What are the odds that I'd find a bisexual man!? I mean with women it's different. In my opinion anyway. Nice. Wonder if Todd got my leftovers or if I got his?!?!?!!?!? Hahahah!@ I'm sorry, all I can do is laugh. And maybe get an HIV test. Actually I've had one and I'm clean. Seriously though, it did make me think--- you think you know someone and you really don't. You have NO idea. Wow. So, that's my WTF moment of the day. Maybe I should start blogging those every day. I usually have at least one.

Tonight is the "big" game. Cowboys vs Packers. George and my cousins hubby have a big bet going. T's routing for the Cowboys (aka "America's Team") where as George is a diehard Packer Backer. They originally bet a case of beer but then decided that the case of beer will be drank and split between them during the game. Whoever is the loser, must go to the store and purchase apparel of the opposing team and get their picture taken in it (complete with smile and finger showing #1), which will then be included in the local paper to be on display for all to see... I will post the results. Ugh. Seems all the Packer fans actually think Dallas is going to win. I, myself, am not a huge football fan. I understand the game a bit but a game like today, with them both being 10-1, it's bound to be a good and interesting game. Unfortunately it starts at 815p which sucks goat balls since I'll have to have Bug home and in bed around 9ish. Oh well, then at I can flick back and forth between my beloved Grey's and the score of the game. I'm sure there will be yelling and screaming for all. My cousin is a GB fan so I'm sure she'll be locking the bedroom door!

Anyway, time for me to drink beer. I'll attempt to update tomorow!

Corset piercings --WTF?!

Have you seen those pretty new "corset" style peircings that people are getting? Seriously this is fucking disturbing. Someone sent me an email about it one day and I was so grossed out that I couldn't even finish the email. Normally things like this don't bother me but for some reason this does. YUCK. Here are a couple images for you. Since I had to look so do you! I actually found these while searching "corset" on Photobucket, after this I don't think I'll be doing a search on that anytime soon!
















This one just looks freaking RETARDED (sorry for using that term in case I offended anyone)














Ok sorry, I probably went a bit overboard but WHAT THE FUCK are these people thinking? I even came across a woman that had this done to her CLEVAGE!!!! WHY? Why people? I just don't get it and it just completely grosses me the fuck out. Ears, belly rings, nipple rings-- whatever. But the BACK!? Ewwww. *shudder*

Seriously...

How can I NOT love this man??? A single pink rose for Bug because she's sick and 5 red ones for me? I am the luckiest girl in the world to have this man at my side... The card says "A rose for each day I'm away".

Sick kid, hunting & New Years

Bug's home with the flu today. Not the pukey flu but the butt pee flu. Poor kid. Nothing like eating and then shitting it all out right away and wiping to the point that your asshole feels like it's on fire. Poor thing. But hey, at least she's not barfing all over the place. I'll take butt pee over that any day.

Rifle season (for deer) starts here on Thursday. It's like a freaking holiday. Half of the kids are out of school, all the guys (and some of the girls) take vacation for the rest of the week and everyone is out to get the biggest buck they can find. The local bars have "buck polls", and whoever has the biggest buck at the end of the 2 week season wins money. There are plastic "Welcome Hunters" signs all over the place-- outside of bars, the pharmacy etc. The strippers will be here this weekend. One night for the boys and one night for the girls. Yes, life changes for us up here during hunting season. George is leaving work today at noon to go home and finish up his hunting blind and then heading out to camp with his dad and brothers until Sunday. I'm really not used to having him gone. Good thing I got a good peice of ass at lunch yesterday! :)

He is going to the Packer-Lion game on December 30th. Bug is going with her Dad on December 21st and I pick her up in WI on January 1st so we've decided that I will pick him up and we'll spend New Years Eve somewhere in WI. Maybe Milwaukee, Appleton... who knows? Anyway, my point is that since I'll be outside of this hell hole I'm going to dress up and look HOT! So I need your help. I'm thinking red or black. Red is hot, black makes you look skinny.... But I'm open to either. Something hot. Not as in slutty-hot but like sexy-hot. Yes I do have an ENTIRE closet full of (mostly black) dresses that I have probably never worn but who likes what is in your closet you know? OH! Actually I think I have one that might work... Still, send me links people!!!

Sunday night we decided to make Christmas ornaments, you know the ones that consist of flour, salt & a bit of water? (I did throw some cinnamon in to make them smell nice.) Figured that Bug can color/paint them and give them out for Christmas. Besides it keeps her busy.

Here are some pics from ornament making and also more of the new baby. Yes I am so short that I had to stand on a chair. Nice huh? As well as the "if you take my picture I'm going to kill you" face. Also, notice the homemade rolling pin? George lost his in the divorce and I forgot mine at home! :) I also noticed when I uploaded the pics they're a bit out of order. Oh well, deal with it.











Later bitches!

Week in review

Hmmm.... Let's see.... I don't think I have anything interesting that happened this week.

I think we're going to see the Bee Movie later on. George is out preparing his blind as rifle season begins here on the 15th, and Bug is on the phone with her Dad. Once George gets back we'll talk him into going up to see the movie. Bug's really excited to see it.

The car is fixed. Uh... we'll see how long THIS lasts!!!

Candle party sucked. A bunch of people didn't show up so there was only like 4 of us there. I called George and told him to come over bc he needed some new stuff for the house since she took quite a bit. He bought around $80 worth of stuff. Ok, well he bought this

And then got a candle set for $9.95 for spending over $40 or something like that. I haven't decided what I'm getting yet. I'm going to still try to get some more orders.

My neice tried climbing up her dresser yesterday and it fell over on top of her. This kid is *so* accident prone! She ended up w/ a bloody nose, a huge bump on the head and a bruise on her shoulder. She's damn lucky she didn't break any bones or her legs!!!

My friend Jess had her baby!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! She went in around 330am Friday morning and had her at 611am. Pushed for 10 minutes. Lucky bitch. Anyway, I HAD to leave work yesterday to go meet her. She is simply adorable. I'm in love. You forget how tiny they are. She was so good, didn't cry or anything. Ugh. All I really wanted her TO do was cry so that I could give her back and get the "babyitis" that I have out of my system. No such luck. I'll just have to go up and steal her from time to time! :) Oh she really is cute.




I have no idea what to do between now and the movie. I'm tired. After the party we all stayed around and drank beer. George and I ended up staying longer than everyone else. I think we got home around 230am. We sat there and talked and just had such a good time. That's one thing with him that is so refreashing. We were friends first before anything else. That is something that I don't think I've ever really had. Not like the type of friends that we were anyway. It's hard to explain. It just seems that for the first time in my life I'm with someone that I feel I can be 100% open and honest with and also get the same in return. I feel so lucky to have him in my life.

Couple of highlights from last night---







This one's for you V-- :)


Later bitches!!!!!!!

I hate winter

Have I ever told you how much I hate winter? Seriously I do. Some people hate the cold, some the snow. I hate it all. Cold-- well that's obvious, snow is pretty to look at but sucks to drive in, brush off the bar, no matter how hard you try to carefully walk in it, the bottom of your pants are always wet. And then because I'm 5 foot nothing I end up having to change them because the pants then get the socks wet etc. Ugh.

Needless to say, Bug was THRILLED when she woke up and saw the white shit outside. Barf. I say bring it on for Christmas Eve & Christmas Day and then it can go away and bring back the 80 degree weather. THAT is what I'm talking about!

I'm having a candle party on Friday. Who knows if anyone will show up. Especially if this f'n weather keeps up.

I have parent-teacher conferences tomorrow. At 7pm. Goodie. I can't wait. (Hear the sarcasm?)

Bug's gone to a friends house again and George is eating at his parents house so I'm alone. Well, I have the dog and the cat but... Know what I'm eating for dinner? (vix you might not want to read), Sweet & Hot beef jerky (Jack Links of course), Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles and a Mountain Dew. How's that for heathy???

Speaking of, I've had a chest cold for FOUR weeks. I haven't gone to the Dr bc they just tell me to go home. Uh... FOUR weeks?! I'm thinking maybe I should suck it up and go. It was all tight in the beginning but now it's just yuck. I cough non stop all day and then at night it's literally non stop. To the point that I gag. Ya it's gross. If only I could cough up a great big lugie I'd feel fantastic!!!

Got my car back last Wednesday. Ended up with a punctured tire on Saturday. How's that for luck?

Oh! T2 is gone! YEAH!!!! I don't have to "share" anymore! Or hide. Or whatever you want to call it. I'm loving this!!! He is back in his house now and is happy as can be. Bug and I haven't stayed there bc he won't let my dog come with. She still has an occasional accident and he doesn't want her pissing on the carpet. Ok whatever. I'm losing him again on Tuesday to HUNTING CAMP. I think he'll be gone Tues-Sunday. Probably good since "Aunt Flo" is supposed to be here for a visit this week. Although she hasn't been here for a couple months now. Wouldnt' it be GREAT if this time I was knocked up? Oh can you imagine?! Good Lord!

Speaking of, Saw the movie Knocked Up last night. It was ok. I think George has decided to never have children. He was laughing at the chick in the movie screaming during labor. I just looked at him and said "Uh, *that* is what it's really like you know". He is now considering a vasectomy.

My sister is now on MS and has become a MS whore. I love it. I knew I'd have her addicted in no time.

My friend is preg and due ANY day. I panicked when I got home from work and she wasn't home and didn't answer her cell and our other mutual friend wasn't home. I finally called her MIL. I thought her Dr's appt was today but I guess it's not till tomorrow. I was thinking they kept her. I need a baby fix. I'm freaking DREAMING about her baby. I think I have SERIOUS issues.

So...

I got nothing else. I suck.

Later bitches!

Happy Halloween!!!

Dont' really have time to post right now but I'll leave you with some pictures from Halloween night as well as Saturday night! Enjoy bitches!