Thursday, November 29, 2007

I hate winter & my "WHAT THE FUCK" moment of the day

Oh have we gotten the snow over the past couple days. Ewww. School was cancelled Tuesday and then today they let the kids out early. At this time last year we had NO snow. We barely had any at Christmas time. I was thinking about getting Bug some cross country ski's but with the lack of snow it hardly made any sense. I get this is what I get for laughing at Vix last year. Damn it.

I recently re-found my gay friend Todd. We worked together at 2 different airlines and became the best of friends. We have the EXACT same taste in men and we'd always laugh about it. Whether one guy was "my" type or "his" type. We'd bet on it. It was sooo much fun. We'd lost touch a few years back but I somehow re-found him. I'm soooo happy!!! I made the fucker build a MS page too, which he FINALLY but reluctantly did yesterday. We've been chatting via MS for 2 days straight now. God I love him! He's my little man whore. Well come to find out today, in an email he says "did I ever tell you about the hot guy that I blew in baggage?" I told him he hadn't told me about it. Anyway to make a long story short, we did the same fucking guy! That was my "WHAT THE FUCK?" moment of the day!!! I used to call him (the hot guy) "Hollywood" because he was just so damn good looking. Ugh. Hot, muscular, Italian. HOT! Todd and I would smoke cigarettes in between flights and gawk at the hot men working the underground baggage for the various airlines. Sad to say but I cannot remember hot Italian guys name and neither can Todd. (Boy maybe we're both whores huh!?) I have it somewhere I'll have to dig it out to make absolutely CERTAIN it's the same guy. OMFG. What are the odds that I'd find a bisexual man!? I mean with women it's different. In my opinion anyway. Nice. Wonder if Todd got my leftovers or if I got his?!?!?!!?!? Hahahah!@ I'm sorry, all I can do is laugh. And maybe get an HIV test. Actually I've had one and I'm clean. Seriously though, it did make me think--- you think you know someone and you really don't. You have NO idea. Wow. So, that's my WTF moment of the day. Maybe I should start blogging those every day. I usually have at least one.

Tonight is the "big" game. Cowboys vs Packers. George and my cousins hubby have a big bet going. T's routing for the Cowboys (aka "America's Team") where as George is a diehard Packer Backer. They originally bet a case of beer but then decided that the case of beer will be drank and split between them during the game. Whoever is the loser, must go to the store and purchase apparel of the opposing team and get their picture taken in it (complete with smile and finger showing #1), which will then be included in the local paper to be on display for all to see... I will post the results. Ugh. Seems all the Packer fans actually think Dallas is going to win. I, myself, am not a huge football fan. I understand the game a bit but a game like today, with them both being 10-1, it's bound to be a good and interesting game. Unfortunately it starts at 815p which sucks goat balls since I'll have to have Bug home and in bed around 9ish. Oh well, then at I can flick back and forth between my beloved Grey's and the score of the game. I'm sure there will be yelling and screaming for all. My cousin is a GB fan so I'm sure she'll be locking the bedroom door!

Anyway, time for me to drink beer. I'll attempt to update tomorow!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Corset piercings --WTF?!

Have you seen those pretty new "corset" style peircings that people are getting? Seriously this is fucking disturbing. Someone sent me an email about it one day and I was so grossed out that I couldn't even finish the email. Normally things like this don't bother me but for some reason this does. YUCK. Here are a couple images for you. Since I had to look so do you! I actually found these while searching "corset" on Photobucket, after this I don't think I'll be doing a search on that anytime soon!

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This one just looks freaking RETARDED (sorry for using that term in case I offended anyone)
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Ok sorry, I probably went a bit overboard but WHAT THE FUCK are these people thinking? I even came across a woman that had this done to her CLEVAGE!!!! WHY? Why people? I just don't get it and it just completely grosses me the fuck out. Ears, belly rings, nipple rings-- whatever. But the BACK!? Ewwww. *shudder*

Wednesday, November 14, 2007


How can I NOT love this man??? A single pink rose for Bug because she's sick and 5 red ones for me? I am the luckiest girl in the world to have this man at my side... The card says "A rose for each day I'm away".

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sick kid, hunting & New Years

Bug's home with the flu today. Not the pukey flu but the butt pee flu. Poor kid. Nothing like eating and then shitting it all out right away and wiping to the point that your asshole feels like it's on fire. Poor thing. But hey, at least she's not barfing all over the place. I'll take butt pee over that any day.

Rifle season (for deer) starts here on Thursday. It's like a freaking holiday. Half of the kids are out of school, all the guys (and some of the girls) take vacation for the rest of the week and everyone is out to get the biggest buck they can find. The local bars have "buck polls", and whoever has the biggest buck at the end of the 2 week season wins money. There are plastic "Welcome Hunters" signs all over the place-- outside of bars, the pharmacy etc. The strippers will be here this weekend. One night for the boys and one night for the girls. Yes, life changes for us up here during hunting season. George is leaving work today at noon to go home and finish up his hunting blind and then heading out to camp with his dad and brothers until Sunday. I'm really not used to having him gone. Good thing I got a good peice of ass at lunch yesterday! :)

He is going to the Packer-Lion game on December 30th. Bug is going with her Dad on December 21st and I pick her up in WI on January 1st so we've decided that I will pick him up and we'll spend New Years Eve somewhere in WI. Maybe Milwaukee, Appleton... who knows? Anyway, my point is that since I'll be outside of this hell hole I'm going to dress up and look HOT! So I need your help. I'm thinking red or black. Red is hot, black makes you look skinny.... But I'm open to either. Something hot. Not as in slutty-hot but like sexy-hot. Yes I do have an ENTIRE closet full of (mostly black) dresses that I have probably never worn but who likes what is in your closet you know? OH! Actually I think I have one that might work... Still, send me links people!!!

Sunday night we decided to make Christmas ornaments, you know the ones that consist of flour, salt & a bit of water? (I did throw some cinnamon in to make them smell nice.) Figured that Bug can color/paint them and give them out for Christmas. Besides it keeps her busy.

Here are some pics from ornament making and also more of the new baby. Yes I am so short that I had to stand on a chair. Nice huh? As well as the "if you take my picture I'm going to kill you" face. Also, notice the homemade rolling pin? George lost his in the divorce and I forgot mine at home! :) I also noticed when I uploaded the pics they're a bit out of order. Oh well, deal with it.

Later bitches!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Week in review

Hmmm.... Let's see.... I don't think I have anything interesting that happened this week.

I think we're going to see the Bee Movie later on. George is out preparing his blind as rifle season begins here on the 15th, and Bug is on the phone with her Dad. Once George gets back we'll talk him into going up to see the movie. Bug's really excited to see it.

The car is fixed. Uh... we'll see how long THIS lasts!!!

Candle party sucked. A bunch of people didn't show up so there was only like 4 of us there. I called George and told him to come over bc he needed some new stuff for the house since she took quite a bit. He bought around $80 worth of stuff. Ok, well he bought this Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

And then got a candle set for $9.95 for spending over $40 or something like that. I haven't decided what I'm getting yet. I'm going to still try to get some more orders.

My neice tried climbing up her dresser yesterday and it fell over on top of her. This kid is *so* accident prone! She ended up w/ a bloody nose, a huge bump on the head and a bruise on her shoulder. She's damn lucky she didn't break any bones or her legs!!!

My friend Jess had her baby!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! She went in around 330am Friday morning and had her at 611am. Pushed for 10 minutes. Lucky bitch. Anyway, I HAD to leave work yesterday to go meet her. She is simply adorable. I'm in love. You forget how tiny they are. She was so good, didn't cry or anything. Ugh. All I really wanted her TO do was cry so that I could give her back and get the "babyitis" that I have out of my system. No such luck. I'll just have to go up and steal her from time to time! :) Oh she really is cute.

I have no idea what to do between now and the movie. I'm tired. After the party we all stayed around and drank beer. George and I ended up staying longer than everyone else. I think we got home around 230am. We sat there and talked and just had such a good time. That's one thing with him that is so refreashing. We were friends first before anything else. That is something that I don't think I've ever really had. Not like the type of friends that we were anyway. It's hard to explain. It just seems that for the first time in my life I'm with someone that I feel I can be 100% open and honest with and also get the same in return. I feel so lucky to have him in my life.

Couple of highlights from last night---

This one's for you V-- :)

Later bitches!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I hate winter

Have I ever told you how much I hate winter? Seriously I do. Some people hate the cold, some the snow. I hate it all. Cold-- well that's obvious, snow is pretty to look at but sucks to drive in, brush off the bar, no matter how hard you try to carefully walk in it, the bottom of your pants are always wet. And then because I'm 5 foot nothing I end up having to change them because the pants then get the socks wet etc. Ugh.

Needless to say, Bug was THRILLED when she woke up and saw the white shit outside. Barf. I say bring it on for Christmas Eve & Christmas Day and then it can go away and bring back the 80 degree weather. THAT is what I'm talking about!

I'm having a candle party on Friday. Who knows if anyone will show up. Especially if this f'n weather keeps up.

I have parent-teacher conferences tomorrow. At 7pm. Goodie. I can't wait. (Hear the sarcasm?)

Bug's gone to a friends house again and George is eating at his parents house so I'm alone. Well, I have the dog and the cat but... Know what I'm eating for dinner? (vix you might not want to read), Sweet & Hot beef jerky (Jack Links of course), Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles and a Mountain Dew. How's that for heathy???

Speaking of, I've had a chest cold for FOUR weeks. I haven't gone to the Dr bc they just tell me to go home. Uh... FOUR weeks?! I'm thinking maybe I should suck it up and go. It was all tight in the beginning but now it's just yuck. I cough non stop all day and then at night it's literally non stop. To the point that I gag. Ya it's gross. If only I could cough up a great big lugie I'd feel fantastic!!!

Got my car back last Wednesday. Ended up with a punctured tire on Saturday. How's that for luck?

Oh! T2 is gone! YEAH!!!! I don't have to "share" anymore! Or hide. Or whatever you want to call it. I'm loving this!!! He is back in his house now and is happy as can be. Bug and I haven't stayed there bc he won't let my dog come with. She still has an occasional accident and he doesn't want her pissing on the carpet. Ok whatever. I'm losing him again on Tuesday to HUNTING CAMP. I think he'll be gone Tues-Sunday. Probably good since "Aunt Flo" is supposed to be here for a visit this week. Although she hasn't been here for a couple months now. Wouldnt' it be GREAT if this time I was knocked up? Oh can you imagine?! Good Lord!

Speaking of, Saw the movie Knocked Up last night. It was ok. I think George has decided to never have children. He was laughing at the chick in the movie screaming during labor. I just looked at him and said "Uh, *that* is what it's really like you know". He is now considering a vasectomy.

My sister is now on MS and has become a MS whore. I love it. I knew I'd have her addicted in no time.

My friend is preg and due ANY day. I panicked when I got home from work and she wasn't home and didn't answer her cell and our other mutual friend wasn't home. I finally called her MIL. I thought her Dr's appt was today but I guess it's not till tomorrow. I was thinking they kept her. I need a baby fix. I'm freaking DREAMING about her baby. I think I have SERIOUS issues.


I got nothing else. I suck.

Later bitches!

Friday, November 2, 2007

Happy Halloween!!!

Dont' really have time to post right now but I'll leave you with some pictures from Halloween night as well as Saturday night! Enjoy bitches!

Sunday, October 21, 2007


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So I woke up this morning wondering how they make maraschiino cherries. No idea WHY I would wake up and think of this... No cherries off of a tree have ever tasted like the little ones in the glass jars or the ones tha top my ice cream.. Of course I had to look it up on the internet. Odd.

Two posts from me in less than 24 hours!? Wow!

We went to the pumpkin patch yesterday and got some pumpkins. Of course I promised to carve them today at some point. Yeah. Lucky me. I actually hate carving pumpkins. The first one or two-- fine but I got FOUR of them yesterday. Why in the hell would I do that?! Maybe you'll get lucky and I'll post pics of our masterpieces later!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

3 weeks

Wow! It's been 3 weeks since I posted last. I suck. I realize this. I used to do so good on my last blog but I guess I sort of... fell out of touch w/ it? IDK what the fuck you'd call it....

So let's see what's happened over the past 3 weeks that I can catch you up on...

T2 is moving away. Like--- FAR AWAY. HOURS & HOURS away!!! This will happen in approximately a week or so. I'm excited yet I'm not. I feel bad that she feels she's been forced to leave. Then again, on the other hand, she has no family and a handful of friends here so it's not like there's anything really keeping her here. Like I told George, I firmly believe the only reason she stayed after he moved out was to try to win him back.

That didn't work....

He/they officially filed on October 1st. YEAH!!!!! Sounds childish and petty but I am SOOOO excited. Hopefully it'll only take the 60 days they say it will by law. Who knows? She's leaving. Besides that, it's not like he's the first man going through a divorce that has a girlfriend right? Right. So yeah me, yeah him. And good for her for getting a new job and moving. I know for a fact that she's sick and tired of hearing all the bullshit about he and I swarming through town. It's insane! Like people have nothing better to talk about than the two of us. Personally, I think we're pretty boring but I'm thinking we're going to make the front page of the local newspaper pretty damn soon!

Our first "outing" will be Halloween. Who knows if she'll still be here or not... I'm not sure. I do believe that this week will be her final week here at her job. She is planning on leaving by next week. George is happy bc he gets his house back!!! Good for him! He's been staying at his parents cottage and I know he's really looked forward to moving back into the house. This is both good and bad for me. I know once he's back in there he won't be wanting to stay here... :( That sucks. Then again, if I'd just gotten my house back, I can't say as I'd really want to leave it either. I asked if I could bring my dog over.. He didn't sound too enthusiastic about it so I guess we'll just have to wait and see. T2 got a dog, which he doesn't really like. I told him I'd keep her off of the furniture.. We'll just have to see who wins. :) I'm guessing over time I'll win him over. I don't think he can tell me no.... :) Oh who am I kidding!? Of COURSE he can!!!!!!! :) Hahaha. I guess time will tell.

Oh anyway, Halloween. No, wait. He bowls w/ a league on Thursday nights. Last Thursday (as in like 2 Thursdays ago) I met them down at the bar for a couple and then headed up to the bowling alley with them for a couple more. APPARENTLY bc we're *SO* interesting, it was rumored that we exchanged "I love you"'s for everyone to hear. Uh.. no. That never happened. See how shit gets around in this po-dunk town? Funny. I did however, give him a little peck on the lips as I was leaving. Anyway, met them up there again this week and said really loud in front of everyone "I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!!". We both thought it was funny shit. Anyway, he was really brave and kissed me while I was there and before I left. So... ya, I'm guessing that we're "outing" now instead of after she leaves. Oh well, might as well just prove GNCT right as well as everyone else's suspicions right?! Fuck them all.

Oh yes, Halloween. Sorry for the tangent again. Three of us are dressing up as Bumblebees aka "Bumblebabes". We each have a different bee costume. I'd put the pics of them up here but unfortunately I think the only one that will look even remotely like the pic (if not better) is L. J & I will suck. MINE royally sucks. I'm highly disappointed in it. I knew before I got it that witih the exception of the hair, I look nothing like the chick modeling the costume. Fuck. Oh well. I will MAKE it work I guess. I need something to suck in the sperm pouch, the extra flab o the hips and give me the boobs of a super model.. That's not too much to ask is it???? Fairy Godmother????

So this was all a big secret from G since he was making such a big deal out of it. It just turned into something funny. We showed every person he worked with except him. Well Friday I came up w/ a GREAT idea so I had to tell him that we're Bumblebabes and he should be the "Babekeeper". How fucking funny is that shit? He can dress up in kahki (yes boring I know) with a big net etc. Hey, he wanted to make his own costume and it's down to the nitty gritty. Someone also suggested that he get a whip to keep us in line. I said that I needed one for a stinger! :) Then again, I do still have the cat of 9 tails from last year... I suggested getting us collars and leashes but I'm not too sure how the girls will go for that. :) I know I'd have a lot of damn fun w/ it later though!!!

My fucking car has been broken for over a week. My uncle was supposed to order a part on Thursday when he went to work. I thought it would've been here Friday but I haven't heard from him at all. Ugh. So I'm STILL carless. I'm telling you when I get it, I'm driving it STRAIGHT to a dealership and trading the bitch in. I'm all done w/ that shit.

I have a chest cold too. Had it for about a week. I just can't cough anything up. It's tight and hurts like a son of a bitch. Ugh.

G & I went to spend the night out of town last Friday. We had a good time. It was nice to spend the night with him alone. No worrying about who is driving past my house, no kids, no pets, no nothing,. Just the two of us. We went to dinner and then met up with some friends of ours and had some drinks and then back to the hotel. A good time had by all. I'd called in that Friday as I wasnt' feeling well. Thursday I'd been at the bowling alley but I'd only had maybe 4 drinks and shot of lemondrop so I KNEW I wasn't hung over. I didn't know what the hell was up. Just didn't feel right. Crossed my mind that he might have knocked me up! OMG can you imagine!? I wasn't really "late"... yet. I was supposed to start that week and just didn't... But this also happened last month too. Like you care to know about all this eh? Oh well. It's my blog. Anyway, finally felt better and was able to eat something before we left. I felt better as the night wore on. Saturday I felt fairly normal when I got up but grabbed and pg test when we stopped at Target to get our crap anyway. Just in case you know. Took it Sunday morning and it was negative. YEAH!!!! Needless to say the last couple of months w/ my body being fucked up, as I've assured him that this is normal for me, we've still been a little freaked out. Oh well. I'm not willing to give up the sex so what do you do? We've talked about it and if it's in the cards, then it's in the cards. We're two responsible (ok, semi-respnsible) adults and we know what we're doing. At least we're conscience of it. :) And I take my pill religiously in the morning! :)

YA, I know you wanted to know all about that huh?

Well, I suppose. It's boring o'clock on a Saturday an while SOME of you are out having a GREAT time watching BO I'm stuck home doing nothing like usual. :) (G's gone to hunting camp.) I'll try to update more and if not, I'll at least stick some pics up from Halloween! If I forget remind me ok!?

Later bitches!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Heart Attack

Ya, I don't have much time since Grey's will be on shortly, however I have to share my mini heart attack story with you.

Bug and I went to her open house at school today. We visited her classroom and her locker and all the things that you do at those functions. She'd heard they were having snacks in the cafeteria so we decided to check it out. I'm a sucker for baked goods so why the hell not right? We grabbed a cookie to split as well as a cup of juice. We'd been sitting for a couple of minutes and she says "Oh mom! There's our new secretary!!!!" She's just waving away so I turned around and talk about a holyshitithinkijustshitmyfuckingspants moment if I've ever had one. It was HER. T2. The soon to be ex wife of George. OMFG. I honestly cannot tell you if I smiled if I looked like I just shit my pants, if I was sitting on a hemmeroid. I have no fucking clue. I froze, yet my armpits started sweating profusely. OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! UGH. Now this woman HATES my living guts. Seriously. I wish that I could have been "normal" towards her and said hello etc. but I couldn't. I just couldn't. I 'd really like to explain to her what happened between us and that *I* am NOT the reason that her marriage fell apart but you know? No matter what I say, no matter what I do. I'm a peice of shit in her eyes. I have wrecked her life. Nothing I say will be believed.

Now I would hate to be in her shoes. She was in the cafeteria to get some coffee. Now had it been me in her shoes, I probably would have turned around and walked away. Because that's me. I would HATE to see the woman that my ex was seeing before our divorce was finalized. Strictly becuase I can't blame her for thinking the things that she does. But there is NO way that she will be reassured. She sent him a rather nasty email yesterday asking when "it" will all be done so that he can stop sneaking around with me. You know, we don't sneak. She and her friend have walked up here and have seen his truck parked in my driveway. She even called him on it. We've NEVER denied our friendship. She knows that we talk, email etc. There is nothing to hide. Anyway, I just wanted OUT of that cafeteria like you cannot believe. So Bug and I downed our juice and away we went. Well wouldn't you know. Every single place I went in that hallway--- there she was. Like a vulture waiting for it's prey. Seriously, THAT is exactly how I felt.

Would she have said something to me? I'm not sure. I really don't know. Sometimes I think that she's just waiting for the right time. This weekend for instance, George left to see a friend and will be out of town until Sunday. She knows this. She knows that he isn't here to come to my aide or whatever you want to call it. I just don't know. I've seen the chick go off on him IN the bar in front of everyone. She doesn't care. Yet, when you meet her she's totally different. Probably one of the genuinelly nicest people I've ever met. It's just odd. I mean sure, we all have that front that we put up when we meet people, we're all on our best behavior...

But you know, SHE chose to stay here. She used to tell him that HE took her away from her family.... Uh.... REALLY!? Because I'm pretty sure she moved her on her own free will... I still cannot believe she kept her job here this year. Cannot believe that. We figured for sure that she would have left. Then again, in a way, I can see why she'd keep her job and stay here. Number one I guess it's her "dream" job. But number two, if I were her, I wouldn't have given up hope. I'd have stayed and tried to work things out with him...

Then again, he's VERY complex. When his mind is made up--- that's it. There are no questions, no if's, and's or but's. He's just "done". It's almost like he completely disassociates himself from everything and turns his feelings off with a flick of a switch. It's odd. When it comes to me, I see so much love in his eyes and his actions. Yet when it comes to "them", he seems numb. Completely numb and almost heartless in a way... Not in a Idontgiveafuckaboutyou sort of way but more of a "this is done and you need to put your big girl panties on and just deal with it". I don't know. I think I'd be hurt if my marriage had failed, even if *I* was the one that wanted to end things. I think I'd still be sad. I know I've never broken up with someone and NOT felt bad about it.

Oh well.

Listen bitches, it's been nice venting to you but I gotsta go. Bug's got homework and I have a date w/ the TV when Grey's comes on!


Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Well it's been a while since I've hopped on here. I had decided not to do halloween this year because of GNCT and then re-decided to go. Well now the 2 girls that were coming w/ me backed out. They both actually have legit reasons but it still sucks. Another friend of mine is still game. We're thinking about going as angels. Fitting don't you think?

George will be filing FINALLY. Get the shit done! Ugh.

My baby girl turned 7 yesterday. It's so hard to believe that she's that old already. Where does all the time go?

The house is coming along. Slowly but surely. I still have crap in the garage that needs to be put away but at least the rest of the house is pretty much put together. Just some painting to do now.

My fucking dog has been insane since we moved here. She's chewing EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE DAY. And every day she's shitting somewhere in the house. I fucking come home from work on a daily basis to let her out too. I think she's jealous of George to be quite honest. But today I came home and she had Bug's clothes box from her bday chewed up as well as a peice of wood that she got some God only knows where. I still can't figure it out. Yesterday, it was the cats cardboard scratching thing and a package that held Bug's make-up set. UGH seriously!? Where is the Dog Whisperer when I need him??????

My mom went right off the deep end. She's fucking crazy. She sent me an email Sunday morning before my daughter's bday party basically ripping me to shreads. All I can say about it is WTF?! Maybe I'll write more on that later. We'll see...

That's about all I have believe it or not. I had a bunch of stuff earlier that I'd thought about but now I can't remember what the hell it was. Go figure.

Later betches!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Mother Fucker

So I found a website today (pyzam) that does blogger layouts now. Do you THINK the mother fucker would let me actually use one!? Fuck no. Fucking fuck. They make it look all easy peasy and it's not. Lying bastards.

In other news...

I moved to a new house. Sorry for my lack of postings Ive been busy. Although I think that this will be my new welcome sign
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Have I told you I'm a homewrecking whore!? Yes folks, apparently I am. Acutally I'm not. I had nothing to do w/ the demise of their marriage. Anyone who knows me knows this. The entire town as well as the "sister town" across the bay thinks I am! Seriously, there's a few thousand people around here but holy fuck! I mean, you cannot fart without your neighbor knowing.

The bitch who works in HR at work, oh ya, she called a couple of people into a fellow co-workers office and proceeded to tell them "Did you know that George left his wife for Lolita and is now moving in with her?" OMFG you have GOT to be kidding me!!! I find it funny. In fact I have started a rumor about myself that I'm knocked up too. With twins. But they have different dads. I think George is the father of one and my cousin is the father of the other one, but since I'm such a whore I can't be sure... Fucking fucktards. Seriously!?

Then again, I guess I did bring it upon myself huh?

BUT, in my defense *I* was not the cause of their failed marriage. They dated for 4 months before getting married. FOUR. Do you really know someone in 4 months? I think not. They were married by 6 as I'm sure I've said 100 times in this blog already. Whatthefuckever people.

My ex's gf is having a FIELD day with this. Leaving comments all over myspace about being a homewrecking whore. OH! And now apparently I'm Sasquatch too. Can a person help if they have hair on their arms? This chick is nearly 40 years old. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!

UGH. I hate people!

So I was thinking about getting this for Halloween--- What do you think?
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I think it's perfect!!!

Last year we went as pirate wenches. This year we're thinking about honoring the troops. What do you think of this? I actually owe it to Vixen because she's the one that found it for me. MUAH!
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Ya I'm thinking a little 40's hair style and I'll rock. Bright red lips. Debating on shoes or red hooker boots with fishnets. What do you think???? Suppose I should find something to cover my ass too. That'd be a plus. Found these a couple years ago but I'm thinking they're just too frilly for under the itty bitty dress. :)
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So there you have it. In my drunken stupor the other night I'd emailed the girls and said that I wasn't going. I wasn't dealing w/ GNCT (the ex's gf lovingly referred to as giraffe neck camel toe for VERY obvious reasons). However, today i'm feeling spunky. Let's fuck that bitch up! She will never be as hot as me anyway! She's too manly and giraffe like.

Let's see, what else can I pull out of my ass for you.....

I'm in love. Yes, I finally admitted it to him. I love him. I'm in love with him. He's everything I thought that he'd be and so much more. I still get butterflies from him. We've been able to do more things together recently. He helped me move etc. Tonight we took a nice ride in the woods to get away from reality. Had a "nooner" for lunch. :) It's just been really nice. You know how sometimes when you meet someone and you think they're a certain way and then after a while you realize they just irritate the living fuck out of you? I haven't gotten to that point and I sure as hell hope I don't!!! Now I know WHY I was like I was towards him for so many years. I must've seen something in him. I dont know but he makes me happy and that's what life is all about is it not? Yes it is. And sure, maybe we got to know each other under "wrong" circumstances but I think that it helped us grow as friends from where we were. I never once told or asked him to leave her. *I* was not going to carry that burdeon on my shoulders. He assured me that he was NOT leaving her because of me but because it had been a long time coming. They both knew it wasn't going to last.

So you know what? Let this gossipy little town talk all they want about me. I'm happy, I'm healthy and I have the man of my dreams beside me (ok not right now, he's at the bar but I'm sure he'll be here later...). :) LOL, Either way, I'm not giving up my happiness to appease some gossipy fucks in this town. I live my life for ME and only me. Ok, for my daughter too. But I certainly do NOT live it for the people of this community that have nothing better to do with their piddly boring ass lives. Maybe they need to get laid? You know, bitches are so much happier if they just get a little bit of dick in their vagina's every now and then. Tight ass ho's.

Ok I'm done. Aren't you glad that you waited for that post!? Hahaha!

Loving you!